Friday, October 31, 2008

Shift happens.

If you have been waiting for Rocky to post a profoundly intellectual and thought-provoking bloggish entry, here it comes. The wait is finally over. Brace yourself. You want to hear my opinion on Library 2.0? Well, here it comes ....

Even from the confines of my new 65-gallon tank, I know it's a changing world we live in. How do I know? Look at my species, the turtle. Turtles who haven't gotten the memo on these changing times of ours -- for example, those dopes who don't realize that highways (you know, those things with the speeding cars ready to run us over) are not the same clean, peaceful, foresty habitats of 100 years ago -- well, those fools are becoming an endangered species. Do libraries want the same thing to happen to them?

It's like the one guy says, libraries need to realize they no longer have "monopoly power in information marketplace." People have all sorts of ways to access information now. Information is everywhere. Why should we go to the library to get it? It's no longer about what libraries "have" or "own," man. With the new technology that connects us to information around the world, everyone can "have" information. No one "owns" it anymore. Knowledge moves, it circulates, it's shared. And we're the ones moving it, circulating it, and sharing it. It's not just libraries that do that. Not just published authors. We're no longer passive recipients of knowledge that stays static in books, and libraries that continue to treat us that way will become as endangered as my friends, the leatherback turtles, who still haven't learned to stay away from the motorboats and jerks with nets.

So, you heard it from Rocky, until libraries start swimming in my direction a little bit -- adapting to my needs and maybe throwing me a few floaties along the way if I need some guidance -- they'll start sinking ... and fast!

Yum, Yum

I'm so glad that merri30, my faithful owner, has discovered www.delicious.com. Now she can bookmark all the best turtle sites on the web and tag them under my name, "Rocky." I get so sick of her bugging me to find info on the latest, greatest turtle treats. And, seriously, does she need to come to me to find out every little detail about keeping my aquarium nice and neat (the way I like it)? Who appointed me the All Knowing when it comes to filters and alkalinity tests? Let her gather her own information. I'm busy. (Just check my twitter page, baby.)

Thanks, delicious, for getting her off my back.
http://delicious.com/merri23

Friday, October 24, 2008

Twittering turtles?

Let's get this straight, I am a turtle.
Not a social butterfly.
(In fact, I don't even like butterflies. If I see one, I will eat it. Immediately. With no remorse.)
I'm an introvert.
I have one true friend, and that's a human who takes care of my every need.
Why would I want to be in on everyone's business with this twitter thing?
Do I need to know that you're eating toast right now?
Or that you're picking your nose?
Or every little boring thing you do?
No.

Twittering turtles?
No way, man.

(But since my one true friend -- merri30 on twitter -- has an account, I might give it a shot. Just in case she wants to keep track of my busy life:
I'm basking.
Still basking.
Still basking.
Got a great stretch going right now.
Claws unfurling.
Back legs completely outstretched.
Still basking.
Front legs completely outstretched.
Will be basking for next 5 hours.

Who wouldn't be interested in that?)

Friday, October 17, 2008

Turtle stories

Sadly, you will not find many turtles when you visit your local library. Yes, many turtles such as myself might enjoy the library environment. For instance, as you might know, we do enjoy the quiet ("shhhhh" is my favorite word). We also like to take our time and slow down in order to enjoy life's simple pleasures. And we certainly love to hear a good story about foolish hares every now and then. But, let's face it, we're just too cool to spend our time at the library. So the only way to find us in libraries is to find some great turtle books.


Luckily, you can find some great turtle/reptile books right here:




Friday, October 10, 2008

I'm the man!

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/deck.php
Check out my new card, everyone, put out by the CAAL (Cutest Animals Alive League). I may not be a sports star or a Yu-gi-oh character. But I can swim like the wind. And, let's face it, I'm a cutey. So, heck yeah, I deserve the love.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Feed Me

I like to be fed many things. News is not one of them. Banana, oh yes. Give me slimy, juicy worms. I'll gobble up shrimp and chicken. Even the occasional turtle pellet. But I can live without the NY Times. When these RSS things and newsreaders start feeding me the good stuff -- banana, worms, shrimp, and chicken (if you'd missed this before) -- then I'll throw my support behind them.

Here's what I can live without:
http://www.bloglines.com/public/merri23